
Random woman: “BRITNEY! YOU ARE RUINING OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!”
Jamie Lynn: “THEN MOVE THE FUCK OUT!”
let us not forget
“Welcome, brother. The White Lotus opens wide to those who know her secrets.”
I stared at this for like 2 minutes trying to figure out why it had so many notes then I gave up and now just omfg
i consume 10 lbs of penis everyday as a part of a balanced breakfast
looks like you have a healthy source of vitamin d
tragically beautiful
“tell the class a little about yourself”
Also, it’s too bad that now the Mayans are going to be remembered by the idiots of the world as “that civilization that falsely predicted the end of the world” instead of the marvel that they were.
Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.
oh sweet baby jesus somebody call a doctor
laquisha got her chicken fried!
my name is raquel